Monday, October 6, 2008

Rolling Like a River

I hate when people cram themselves on the effing train and squeeze the little bit of space that is there.

Dude...!!!

Tonight, dude jumped on as the train was about to pull off. He lifts his arms to hold on and...

I swear he smelled like a whole bag of onions.

My nose started burning.

Mind you, I'm only 5 feet tall. He's at least 6 ft. So my nose was right in the crook of his armpit.

Disgusting.

He saw me side-eyeing him. He switched arms. That shit turned my damn stomach.

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5 comments:

WiZ said...

thats why you should do like me and bring along a pocket cologne (your case perfume)

Chris said...

...or spray them with some Febreeze...

Jane said...

yep...I'm with Chris carry one of those mini bottles of febreeze bottles in your purse...

Nina said...

*falls out*

Andre said...

LOL @ spraying a musty ass person with febreeze in front of everybody!

There's nothing worse than someone in an enclosed space smelling like a damn...big bacon classic!