We ran to an abandoned warehouse where the police were swarming the building. Jane ran, jumped out the window into the building across the street. She yelled for me, but I was displaying serious bitch-assness. I stayed and the police handcuffed me. A few minutes later, Jane was being brought back, accompanied by a drag queen I know (in full schoolgirl uniform and 4inchers). They took the handcuffs off and put house arrest ankle bracelets on. We all stood up and started doing a runway walk in the abandoned building.
Then, I woke up....
So, Jane, this goes out to you, since you're obviously my dream girl!
(I was going to post my favorite Jane posts, but I'm lazy and busy at work - not a good combo)