Thursday, July 10, 2008

I Dream of Jane?

A few days ago, I dreamt that I was on a school bus in full schoolgirl garb when across from me, sat Jane. In true mean girl fashion, she called me a loser for backing out on our plan. Out of nowhere, she grabbed me and we ran out of the back of the bus. (Oh yea, in 4 inch heels)

We ran to an abandoned warehouse where the police were swarming the building. Jane ran, jumped out the window into the building across the street. She yelled for me, but I was displaying serious bitch-assness. I stayed and the police handcuffed me. A few minutes later, Jane was being brought back, accompanied by a drag queen I know (in full schoolgirl uniform and 4inchers). They took the handcuffs off and put house arrest ankle bracelets on. We all stood up and started doing a runway walk in the abandoned building.

Then, I woke up....


So, Jane, this goes out to you, since you're obviously my dream girl!

(I was going to post my favorite Jane posts, but I'm lazy and busy at work - not a good combo)


Young woman on a journey said...

wow. that's intense. i wonder what it means.

jirzygurl said...

uhm.... i don't know what to say!

E said...

lol i also wonder what this means.. and what in the world yall did

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

show the legs
and don drink too much lol

Jane said...

ummmm..... I have no I idea where this comes from! LOLOLOL! We need to talk!LOL

#1. I dont' want to be a mean girl! I'm a nice girl most days! I think!
#2. Maybe you're dreaming of me since I was suposed to mail you something and have not? um...
#3. Drag Queens hate me! Gay men in general hate me. I don't know what I ever did to them but they hiss at me as soon as they see me.
#4. School girl out fit and heels! HOTTTTTTT