Decided to respond to all of your comments via post.
Thank you all so much for commenting. It means you care (*tear*)
Most of your comments were helpful, comical, and generally joyous to read so..here goes. Responses to comments left on the last 3 posts.
Liz (who will forever be Jirzygirl in my heart) and I are gonna ride in a whoop-that-ass caravan through hoods in the Greater Tri-state area reminding children everywhere to respect their elders. We are pioneers, folks, pioneers!
Ladies, with the brazilian, I don't think I was brave as much as I was naive and gung ho about trying something new. However, it is a good starting point to keeping her bare - if you want to go lazy on the shaving tip for a second.
Jane, awww thanks! You're adorable, too.
Young woman, you are so correct when saying I wouldve never thought about wanting him if he hadn't given me the speech. For that, he's a sucka. My head was in the clouds, as usual, not even worried about defining shit.
Chris, I will definitely be adding the phrases "bogus ass conversation" and "sexy time" to my normal everyday linguistics. You're awesome.
Neemie, yes...I should run far far away. I told the same story to a male (gay) friend. The first thing he said was Baggage! He's got Louis Vuitton trunks and ish. I fell out but its true. But, I'm not done yet. There are some things I can do to/with him that someone normal might not let me do. I think I need that. Plus, I was in the desert and I'm in the middle of a mirage. Let me get some.
I do give you the right to say 'I told you so' if he ties me up and never let's me go free and am forced to blog via blackberry with my nose.
You too, YW. Amen on the mixed messaging.
Chris....on my iPod: that playlist that day:
Lykke Li - Little Bit, Dance Dance
The Kills - Black Balloon
Whitney Houston - I'm Your Baby Tonight (my all-time fave song of hers) I Wanna Dance w/Somebody
Mos Def - Umi Says (favoritest song ever!!!), Panties, There is a Way
Talib Kweli - Hot Thing
Blackstarr - Brown Skin Lady
Common ft Ceelo - G.O.D. Gaining One's Definition (the dopeness is unbelievable)
Outkast - SpottieOttieDopalicious, Take Off Your Cool, Vibrate, Aquemini, ATLiens, Elevators (me and you)
Sam Sparro - Pocket (dopeness), Still Hungry
Janelle Monae - Violet Stars Happy Hunting (weird but cool)
N*E*R*D - Spaz, AntiMatter, Yeah Yoy, LoveBomb, Happy, RockStarPoser
Rihanna - Breakin Dishes
Gnarls Barkley - Neighbors, Blind Mary, Smiley Faces
Gym Class Heroes - Sloppy Love Jingle (pts 1 - 3)
The Pierces - 3 Wishes
Jill Scott - Crown Royal, One is the Magic Number, Gotta Get Up
(I have an everyday playlist of 150 songs...so thjs is a fair representation of my daily rotation)
Ok, damn Liz is on the run for the hills train, too. Can't piss off my whoopin ass partner. Hmmm....its something my friends and I call PPS (Platinum Pussy Syndrome). We give it to 'em good and either they propose marriage (yes, it has happened 3 times between the 2 of us) or they get crazy...I think I will have "the conversation" with him which is wayyy too soon. But, oh so necessary. Sheesh!
E - don't do me like that...bye dame! So cold so cold...lol
Liz, E, and YW: you guys like the pics! Thanks...I will keep these up...just for you! (Maybe)
Torrance: I didn't know I was a whore either. BUT, I did display whoreish like qualities, so I can't truly be offended because I jumped on him like he owed me money - regardless of any excuse. So....I can deal with whatever his opinion of me may be - no matter how harsh because...it is what it is. As sugarfree as it came.
Hi Monie!!! Thanks!!!
Welcome, Charles!!! After staring at a computer all day, sometimes the blackberry is just easier to write on...I dunno..its just so handy because I can really THINK!!!
Anywho...I think I addressed everyone...
Still not sleepy...must be this month's bout of insomnia kicking in...
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