Friday, April 17, 2009

Maybe THIS is Why I'm Single? Lol

So...the FedEx guy and I see each other a lot since he makes his deliveries and I pick up the company's mail at the same time....anyways, I speak out of being polite. He's cute but he's older.

Wednesday, he asks me what my name is and I told him. I didn't think anything of it.

So, yesterday, we get in the elevator together.

Him: Hi. How are you?

Me: Good. U?

Him: Not as good as you. *gives me a look*

Me: Hmm..*straight face*

Him: This weekend is supposed to be beautiful.

Me: Yup

Him: Are you doing anything this weekend?

Me: I don't know

Him: Where do you live?

Me: Excuse me?

Him: Where do you live?

Me: I heard you. Brooklyn

Him: O, where in Brooklyn?

Me: *side eye* Why do you ask?

Him: I'm going to bang on your door. Would you let me in? *smiles*

Me: *serious face* No.

Him: Why not? I thought I would be welcome.

Me: What gave you that impression?

Him: I don't know. I just thought so.

Me: Oh.

Him: Well, you have a good weekend. *exits*

Me: You too. *fake smile*

I do NOT want to entertain ANYTHING. Not even flirting. He makes me uncomfortable. I don't know why...I think maybe, its because he walks around like you're supposed to fall at his feet. I don't know what it is but I'm not a fan. And....saying hello in the elevator everyday does not equal to flirting or any invitations at all. Negro...you get a big *womp womp*

I really want to be one of those no-nonsense chicks that dudes don't approach unless its on some serious tip. Not sure if I accomplished that...we'll see on Monday, I guess.
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2 comments:

Be one with the Fro said...

o no he didn't! why do guys assume that they can say anything and we'll automatically melt into their hands as if they are mr. smooth? i don't think so!

Just_Wondering said...

LOL this was a very funny post because I would have done the same thing you did. I want a man to step to me correct. I'm a serious gal myself and I don't joke around until after we have become friends. That type of guy never gets my attention. So I TOTALLY get why you said what you did!