So...the FedEx guy and I see each other a lot since he makes his deliveries and I pick up the company's mail at the same time....anyways, I speak out of being polite. He's cute but he's older.
Wednesday, he asks me what my name is and I told him. I didn't think anything of it.
So, yesterday, we get in the elevator together.
Him: Hi. How are you?
Me: Good. U?
Him: Not as good as you. *gives me a look*
Me: Hmm..*straight face*
Him: This weekend is supposed to be beautiful.
Me: Yup
Him: Are you doing anything this weekend?
Me: I don't know
Him: Where do you live?
Me: Excuse me?
Him: Where do you live?
Me: I heard you. Brooklyn
Him: O, where in Brooklyn?
Me: *side eye* Why do you ask?
Him: I'm going to bang on your door. Would you let me in? *smiles*
Me: *serious face* No.
Him: Why not? I thought I would be welcome.
Me: What gave you that impression?
Him: I don't know. I just thought so.
Me: Oh.
Him: Well, you have a good weekend. *exits*
Me: You too. *fake smile*
I do NOT want to entertain ANYTHING. Not even flirting. He makes me uncomfortable. I don't know why...I think maybe, its because he walks around like you're supposed to fall at his feet. I don't know what it is but I'm not a fan. And....saying hello in the elevator everyday does not equal to flirting or any invitations at all. Negro...you get a big *womp womp*
I really want to be one of those no-nonsense chicks that dudes don't approach unless its on some serious tip. Not sure if I accomplished that...we'll see on Monday, I guess.
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2 comments:
o no he didn't! why do guys assume that they can say anything and we'll automatically melt into their hands as if they are mr. smooth? i don't think so!
LOL this was a very funny post because I would have done the same thing you did. I want a man to step to me correct. I'm a serious gal myself and I don't joke around until after we have become friends. That type of guy never gets my attention. So I TOTALLY get why you said what you did!
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