20 Things I've Realized

1. I've come to realize that my legs....
are so sexy and thick.

2. I've come to realize that this weekend...
Da cookout of the summer is finally going down

3. I've come to realize that when i'm driving...
I'm in the passenger seat, so I don't drive

4. I've come to realize that i need...
more money and a man with a slow hand

5. I've come to realize that I have lost...
tolerance for stupidity.

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
I'm in the middle of a situation that I have no control over

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
I'm giggly and happy!

8. I've come to realize that money...
is something I can never have enough of but doesn't necessarily make me happy.

9. I've come to realize that certain people...
are just miserable

10. I've come to realize that I'll always be..
an overanalyzer, a worrier, a bitch, and the life of the party

11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on...
a co-worker who has trouble written all over him.

12. I've come to realize that my mom...
is one of the strongest women I know and the shadiest

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone is..
not as important as I thought

14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning...
I am hopeful for a great day

15. I've come to realize that last night before i went to sleep...
I wanted to spoon a hunky man..

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about...
all the shit I have to do.

17. I've come to realize that my dad...
was human and I miss him everyday. The hurt never goes away.

18. I've come to realize that when I get on myspace...
I try to be more hip than I am - which is a lot of hip

19. I've come to realize that I really want...
to be in a creative field

20. I've come to realize that if I died today...
I should've eaten that sundae, fucked that guy, and slapped that bitch..(sorry for the vulgarity)