Having Theo around this weekend was...
A lot of fun.
My phone was broken.
He fixed it.
My toilet was stopped.
He fixed it.
I had heavy bags.
He carried them.
He held my hand. We talked all night.
It was like having my best friend on testosterone.
I had a dream we slept together.
It was disturbing, but I wouldn't have minded.
Theo's boyfriend would've.
4 comments:
LOL! I totally need a gay friend, dammit.
lol. loves it!
That's funny. For real; maybe you could've flipped him to the other team? No?
lol @ the punchline. i'm with monie
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