Friday, January 18, 2008

Absurd Shit in NYC Part Deux

Walking out of my apartment, ridiculously late for work, I saw someone
in the distance. There's a driveway right in front of my building. I saw
a group of people standing at the end of it. I immediately grew
cautious. As I walked toward the figures (no one is gonna scare me away
from getting this money), I noticed it was a woman and her 2 male
friends were standing guard. She was squatting with her pants by her
knees and was URINATING in my driveway. What the fuck is wrong with

I said, "Hey!"
"I'm finished now," she replied, pulling her pants up.
I was flabbergasted.

One of her friends were like "Hey, how you doin lil mama"

I flipped my hair with all the fury I could muster.

To top things off, they were DRUNK!

Who gets drunk and walks around Brooklyn at 12 in the afternoon?

Furthermore, how far away were you from home/the crackhouse when you
decided you HAD to use the outside of someone's home as a fucking

*shakes head*

1 comment:

tAnYeTTa said...

oh how i miss NY. LOL

that is just nastee! what is wrong with foke??