So, she goes...are you man enough to handle us?
He goes....I have a 9 1/2 inch cut...I think I'm good.
My mouth drops.
Twin goes...Please, bitch! You're so gay, you get next to a pussy and go soft.
I think the dude got offended.
I go..."Well for 9 and 1/2 inches, we'll put gay porn on the tv and go to town." I said that maaad loud.
The dude looks at me like...you said that kinda loud.
Everyone is staring at me. I'm like...what? Like you wouldn't...
My friend goes...my mouth was watering just thinking abt that shit...
Who is this girl and what did she do with me?
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