Sunday, August 2, 2009

Culmination of a Rough Week

The phone's vibration under my leg woke me up.

"Blair," the caller ID announced. I looked at the clock. "8:55 AM"

I answered, the frog in my throat unmistakable.

"Hello," I wondered what he wanted. Had I been awake, I probably could have guessed.

"Nina," my name rolled off his tongue in his usual seductive tone. I saw him in my mind. Tall, dark, bald, full lips, strong arms, back, smooth skin, beautiful smile. I blinked.

"Yes, Blair...what's wrong?" I still didn't get it.

"I just woke up. I'm horny. Can you come over?"

"What? No, I actually have to get up and ready for church."

"Can you see me before church?"

"Are you serious?" I laughed. Clearly, I am NOT smooth before 10am.

"No, I'm sorry. I can't. I'll talk to you later, Blair."

"I miss you."

I laughed and hung up.

I ended up being more rude than I'd intended.

I just realized I only put lotion on my face. Which means I'm on my way to church with ashy arms and feet....Thank God I chose to wear pants today.

Maybe,I was distracted.
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WiZ said...

hmmm. booty call before church. should be interesting.

Trish said...

I would have been more rude than that. People have so much nerve.