The phone's vibration under my leg woke me up.
"Blair," the caller ID announced. I looked at the clock. "8:55 AM"
I answered, the frog in my throat unmistakable.
"Hello," I wondered what he wanted. Had I been awake, I probably could have guessed.
"Nina," my name rolled off his tongue in his usual seductive tone. I saw him in my mind. Tall, dark, bald, full lips, strong arms, back, smooth skin, beautiful smile. I blinked.
"Yes, Blair...what's wrong?" I still didn't get it.
"I just woke up. I'm horny. Can you come over?"
"What? No, I actually have to get up and ready for church."
"Can you see me before church?"
"Are you serious?" I laughed. Clearly, I am NOT smooth before 10am.
"No, I'm sorry. I can't. I'll talk to you later, Blair."
"I miss you."
I laughed and hung up.
I ended up being more rude than I'd intended.
I just realized I only put lotion on my face. Which means I'm on my way to church with ashy arms and feet....Thank God I chose to wear pants today.
Maybe,I was distracted.
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2 comments:
hmmm. booty call before church. should be interesting.
I would have been more rude than that. People have so much nerve.
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