Monday, August 3, 2009

A Man Will Try

Sunday afternoon, I get a text from KappaGuy.

KG:So bored with this rain...lol. Wat r u doing today??
Me:In bed. A rare day of relaxation. KG:Lol, me too...im wasting the day away watching tv...lol.

-fluff fluff fluff-

KG: And oh yeah...I don't appreciate u exposing the womanizer song on facebook...u better stop before I come over and harass you...lol (I call him what he is...Womanizer by Britney Spears)

Me: I'm not afraid of the likes of you

KG: Lmao...im only 3 blocks away you know...you'll get a spanking...lol.

Me:Uhhh no! You don't get those priviledges.

KG:Lol...damn...not even if I promise to lick whip cream of of it first??? Lol.

Me: I'm sure you have plenty of umm...contestants for that game show.

KG: Lmao...no I don't...u always say that but it's not true...smh.

Me: Say what you want...I know the deal...lol

KG: Lol, I give up...you kill my hopes and dreams...all of my high school fatacies gone to waste... :(

(Dude: FANTASIES???)

Me: You could always put a ring on it, lol.

KG: Lol, stop lying...u kno u don't want me too...smh.

Me:You're a good catch if you would allow yourself to be caught. But you don't want to hear that from me

KG: Lol...and im caught by seduction...u know how I am...lol

Me: There you go. End of this conversation. Just that quickly..tisk tisk

KG: Lmao...I was telling u that's wat normaly happens to me, it's the truth...lol. So wat r u doing?? Im watching The Incredibles on the disney channel...super bored

(I have a problem with people telling me they're bored...read a damn book!)

Me: Seduction is lust and it doesn't last. Perhaps you should try something else. But what do I know? I'm siiiiiingle...lol. Wanna go for a walk?

KG: Where to??

Me: Wherever we end up, lol...let's have a real conversation and let our feet do the walking...lol.

KG: Ok kool...im doing my laundry right now tho...hopefully I won't take too long...ill call u up if it's not too late....

Me: I need to throw something on anyway

(This was at 5:45pm)

At 7:15, I sent a text saying I was dressed.

At 7:45, I called him.

At 7:58:
KG:My bad I had to head downtown for a minute, im gonna call u right back

Me:No...no worries...its getting cold. I think I'm in for the night.

And then I turned my phone off.
I.am.so.DONE.
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1 comment:

Young woman on a journey said...

shady. i bet if you invited him over it would have been a different story.