Wednesday, March 4, 2009


Before I go further....let me say flat shoes consist of 1 pair of black boots, 1 pair of dirty white converse, 1 pair of brown timbs, and 1 pair of black fuggs (fake uggs for those who aren't familiar).

I have 1 pair of flip-flops for the summer. Even my sandals have at least a lil wedge or something.

My feet are cute. I wear shoes that fit - no supermodel toes here.

But my big toes on both of my feet hurt constantly. It started about a year ago....

Ahh yes! I wore 5 inch heels and was standing in them ALL night. From 10pm to 11am. And ummm, yea, despite the last post...maybe I'm not meant to be "tall."

The pain was dull.

Another pair of shoes, another ball. (Multiply x get the picture)

When did I become this person?

in high school, my highest heels were 2 inches. They were only worn in church or at special work functions. And I kicked them off after an hour, citing cruel and unusual punishment.

Somewhere between 2003 and 2006, the heels became higher and higher until, yes...a month ago I tried on some 6-inchers and looked zexy.

It was the gays!!! They changed me. The more pageants I competed in, the more I won, the higher the heel became.

And I can't stop...oh no I can't stop! (Brief Kanye moment)

The pain on my left foot is shooting up to my mid-calf. Did I mention I'm about to marry someone (anyone!!) for health insurance?

Common sense says to stop...(see 7 lines up)...but ummmm...those choices don't stand up to say...a SNOWSTORM! They're fuggs not the real thing. I think the Timbs are a lil heavy. I've been wearing them for the past couple of days and the pain is there. On Sunday, the black boots were fine.

Get thee to a podiatrist! Stat! I went to one I could afford: G.oogle..

(No I didn't go.ogle a podiatrist...) Dr. G.oogle scared the be-jeezus out of me. It talked about bone deformities, bunions, and all types of craziness...(See earlier in post...I have pretty feet) I might have to shell out funds for a real doctor.

In the meantime, I've been wearing low heels (3 inches, tops) at work everyday. I thought chunky heels would help better than a stiletto because there's more support but...NOPE!

So...I do what I can until a better option comes along. In the meantime...anybody looking for a wife...???

(only half-joking...)

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Solomon said...

Do the best you can for now Nina.

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

a kanye momment is scarey