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me: soooooooooooo yw!
yw: what's up
just wanna bother u
me: me 2!
yw: yeah, i was talking about you
me and liz
me: the last concert i went to was prince...(dont laugh)
Liz: i actually think Jill scott was the last
me: and i still had an afro
Liz: I HEART PRINCE
me: that was how long it was..
Liz: i am jealous
me: i like prince
there were some die hard fans there
and i was a bit scared
it was a free concert in bryant park, nyc..it started at like 7am..me n alicia, bff, were there at like 3am
i would have been there too
cuz i loves me some prince
with his little self
women were like..i'd do him
i was like..clearly..the sexuality is ambiguous
what about that is sexy to you?
Liz: he has the je ne sais quoi
me: oh, liz!
Liz: he just is dammit
me: don't tell me...
i cant even type it...
Liz: listen... he could get it with his high-heeled boots
Liz: i think you have to be over 25 to understand
me: he wears clear heels!
Liz: purple rain
me: don't try to pull age on me!
Liz: yes and he press n curls be better than mine
me: i saw the movie...and i love the song
Liz: he looks like he has all types of cotraptions in his house
me: i think we hit a milestone in our friendship..i dont think we can fo back from this
yes...i remember darling nikki
you still love me dammit
me: *go back
all love and jokes
Liz: you're not even curious?
me: i think i would giggleonce i saw his lil chest
Liz: lol @ lil chest
i would giggle
but he would probably have your ass in check
me: wow...you've given it thought
Liz: he just look like he would be like shut up bitch
i would have to see how he kisses
if he cant kiss
and he would have to have "pussy control"
Liz: uhm he has a song but that title
you do know this right
me: that's why i put itin quotes
Liz: *by not but
me: *it in
i thought so but had to make sure...
me: have a lil faith in me....
Liz: you know small people are angry
i think he is probably a beast in bed
me: omg..i have to stop bursting out in spontaneous laughter
sadly, we would never know
you just know how some men are like...pillow princesses
like...do everything for me bc i'm sooo fine
but he seems more freaky then prissy to me...
me: not prissy, i meant lazy...
Liz: yeah that would be wack
however in my prince world he is not like that
the world in my head
me: does he have chest hair
in your prince world
but i don't think it's taco-meat-ish
does he perm it too
you stop disrespecting my prince dammit
me: i apologize
i sorry i sorry
you laughed though
Liz: how would you like it if i was talking about common letting erykah do homo things to him?
i did laugh
but it's ruining my image of him a sexual elite
me: oh my gawwwd!
that's just wrong
how can you even equate common and prince?
me: you cant
Liz: i can and did!
me: doesnt make it right
Liz: end jutifies the means
me: besides, common....his sexuality is not ambiguous
Liz: it was when he was wearing knit pants and shyt
me: i think i could see rick james being a lil...eh
Liz: erykah had him out there
me: she did
which proves that his sexuality was in tact
he did it for his woman
Liz: rick james has definitley tasted a wang in his day
with his glitter lip gloss
"tasted a wang"
Liz: i'm saying
me: i lost all concentration